阿西夫·曼德维

　 　 Aasif-Hakim-mandvila，专业上被称为Aasif-Mandvi，是一位喜剧演员。2006年8月9日，他开始以临时撰稿记者的身份出现在《每日秀》上。2007年3月12日，他被提升为一名普通记者。他是主演，合著者和制作人的网络系列。

阿西夫·曼德维(Aasif Mandvi)名言

I'm not really a food connoisseur.

我不是真正的美食鉴赏家。

阿西夫·曼德维

I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

我一直说我是有史以来最差的穆斯林美国人代表，因为我住的酒吧比清真寺多。

阿西夫·曼德维

I think Islam has been hijacked by the idea that all Muslims are terrorists; that Islam is about hate, about war, about jihad - I think that hijacks the spirituality and beauty that exists within Islam. I believe in allowing Islam to be seen in context and in its entirety and being judged on what it really is, not what you think it is.

我认为伊斯兰教被所有穆斯林都是恐怖分子的观念所劫持。 伊斯兰教是关于仇恨，战争，圣战的-我认为这劫持了伊斯兰教中存在的灵性和美丽。 我相信，要让伊斯兰在上下文和整体上被看待，并根据其真实面目，而不是您所认为的真实面来进行判断。

阿西夫·曼德维

When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

我11岁时，我朋友的妈妈做了一个花生酱三明治。 我吃了三明治，然后说道，“我再也不会吃其他东西了。 '而且我仍然每天都吃花生酱。 我将花生酱放在牛排上。

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I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.

我是穆斯林，就像我的许多犹太朋友都是犹太人一样：我避免吃猪肉，并且休假。

阿西夫·曼德维

One of the first auditions I had in New York was for a commercial where I had to go in and audition to be a snake charmer... It was either some bank commercial or something where they wanted a guy charming a snake... I remember they wanted to know if I actually knew how to snake charm.

我在纽约进行的第一批试镜之一是去一家商业公司，然后我必须去试镜并成为一名耍蛇人...这是一些银行广告，或者是他们想要一个能使蛇迷人的家伙的东西...

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It is ironic that it doesn't matter how successful I am in any other capacity: ultimately, my parents' marker is 'Do you have a wife?' and 'Do you have children?'

具有讽刺意味的是，我以其他任何身份获得的成功并不重要：最终，我父母的标志是“你有妻子吗？ ”和“你有孩子吗？ '

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I figure if people don't want to make the distinction between a Muslim and a terrorist, then why should I make a distinction between good scared white people and racists?

我认为，如果人们不想在穆斯林和恐怖分子之间进行区分，那么为什么要在受到良好恐吓的白人和种族主义者之间进行区分？

阿西夫·曼德维