艾伦·金

    艾伦·金是一位美国演员和喜剧演员,以尖刻的机智和经常愤怒的幽默咆哮而闻名。金成了著名的犹太喜剧演员和讽刺作家。他也是一个严肃的演员,曾出演过多部电影和电视剧。金写了几本书,拍过电影,还出演过戏剧。

艾伦·金(Alan King)名言

When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.

当我还是个孩子的时候,我经常寄去买漫画书背面的口技工具。

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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

喜剧是一种反映。我们什么也不创造。我们没有风格,没有标准。我们在思考。这是游乐场里的一面扭曲的镜子。我们关注社会。当社会行为时,我们就有能力取笑它。

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It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

做父亲不容易,但我被允许复出。

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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

银行有了新的形象。现在你有了一个朋友,你友好的银行家。如果银行这么友好,他们怎么会把笔拴起来?

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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

我学会做饭是为了自卫。我妻子不知道厨房是什么。在我们结婚的第一个月,她连续26个晚上烤羊排。然后我接手了。我曾经介意她不在乎食物,但不再在乎——只要我想吃什么就行。

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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

每一个犹太人节日的总结:他们想杀了我们,我们赢了,我们吃吧!

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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.

当我在医院的时候,他们每天早上都给我苹果汁,即使我告诉他们我不喜欢。我不得不报复。一天早上,我把苹果汁倒进试管里。护士举起管子说:“有点阴沉。”我从她手里接过管子说:“让我再把它穿一遍。”然后喝了下去。护士晕倒了。

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