艾伦·金

    艾伦·金是一位美国演员和喜剧演员,以尖刻的机智和经常愤怒的幽默咆哮而闻名。金成了著名的犹太喜剧演员和讽刺作家。他也是一个严肃的演员,曾出演过多部电影和电视剧。金写了几本书,拍过电影,还出演过戏剧。

艾伦·金(Alan King)名言

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

婚姻是大自然阻止我们和陌生人打架的方式。

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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

拉里·大卫找到了一种开大屠杀玩笑的方法。我不会想到的。很有趣。

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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

如果你让自己活在当下,搞笑就是搞笑。

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I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

我不介意65岁,但没人会告诉我5:30来吃早起的特别餐。

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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

我妈妈把房子打扫得很干净,我们吃得很好。直到我开始接受采访,我才知道我们很穷。

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Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

让我们面对现实吧:要搞笑而不担心什么会得罪谁是很困难的。

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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

如果你想读关于爱情和婚姻的书,你必须买两本不同的书。

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When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.

当我还是个孩子的时候,我经常寄去买漫画书背面的口技工具。

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