Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.