艾伦·科恩

    艾伦·科伦是一位英国幽默作家、作家和讽刺作家,他是著名的BBC广播问答节目《新闻问答》的常客,也是BBC电视台“呼叫我的虚张声势”节目的队长。科伦也是一名记者,并在将近十年的时间里担任《冲压》杂志的编辑。

艾伦·科恩(Alan Coren)名言

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

由于布谷鸟的国货雪和巧克力都融化了,布谷鸟钟的发明完全是为了给游客一些坚实的记忆。

艾伦·科恩

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

电视比人有趣。如果不是这样,我们应该让人站在我们房间的角落里。

艾伦·科恩

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

所有保险单上的天灾指定;也就是说,粗略地说,你不能为最有可能发生在你身上的事故投保。

艾伦·科恩

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

我有时想知道,生产万无一失产品的厂家是否会在工资单上留下一两个傻瓜来测试产品。

艾伦·科恩

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

民主就是在你的独裁者告诉你你认为你想听的话之后选择他们。

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