艾伦·惠特尼·布朗

    艾伦·惠特尼·布朗是一位美国作家和喜剧演员,因在上世纪80年代的《周六夜现场》中的作品而闻名。除了为该节目撰稿外,他还与丹尼斯·米勒(Dennis Miller)演对手戏。

艾伦·惠特尼·布朗(A. Whitney Brown)名言

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

我不是素食主义者,因为我喜欢动物。 我是素食主义者,因为我讨厌植物。

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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

过去确实发生过,但历史只是某人写下的内容。

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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

我不是无神论者。 您怎么能不相信不存在的东西? 对我来说那太令人费解了。

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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

一群白人南非人最近杀死了一名黑人律师,因为他是黑人。 错了 他们应该杀了他,因为他是律师。

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

那是幽默的救赎之恩,如果失败了,没人会嘲笑你。

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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

我对社会感到沮丧,就像化石森林中的火药狂。

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

我们的炸弹比普通高中生更聪明。 至少他们可以找到科威特。

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Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

哈里·S。 杜鲁门有他的心情。 他的出生地是美国唯一的带相机看不到日语的旅游胜地。

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