奥洛克

    帕特里克·杰克·奥洛克是美国政治讽刺作家和记者。O Rourke是自由主义者卡托研究所的H.L.Menken研究员,是《大西洋月刊》、《美国观察家》和《每周标准报》的定期记者,也是国家公共广播电台游戏节目《等待等待》。

奥洛克(P. J. O'Rourke)名言

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.

我从来没有Twitter,Tweeted甚至Chirped.

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Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001.

我对道德基地组织成员及其朋友和朋友的虐待是困扰我的. 但这是1,000,000,001.

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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.

阿富汗人自己说,如果将两个阿富汗人放在一个房间里,就会得到三个派系.

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The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside.

Killjoys发起了严格的汽车碰撞标准,以致我们无法购买没有被整个家庭束缚在电话线杆顶端掉落的汽车.

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Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System.

杰克·阿布拉莫夫(Jack Abramoff)是全球最佳的游说者-联邦监狱系统.

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I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

我环顾四周,除了孩子和狗狗,其他所有东西都是中国制造的. 我不确定孩子们. 他们有棕色的眼睛和小鼻子.

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Affirmative action makes employers think, 'Black woman nuclear physicist? Hah! Probably let her into Harvard 'cause they were looking for a twofer. Bet she got C's in high school practical math. Give her a job in personnel.'

平等权利行动使雇主认为,“黑人女性核物理学家? 哈哈! 可能是让她进入哈佛,因为他们正在寻找二人制. 打赌她在高中实践数学上获得了C的成绩. 给她做人事工作. '

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If you want to join the Republican party, they have to let you in. There's nothing they can do about it. I mean, if Republicans will take Al D'Amato, they'll take anybody.

如果您想加入共和党,他们必须让您加入. 他们对此无能为力. 我的意思是,如果共和党人将接管Al D'Amato,他们将接管任何人.

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