奥洛克

　 　 帕特里克·杰克·奥洛克是美国政治讽刺作家和记者。O Rourke是自由主义者卡托研究所的H.L.Menken研究员，是《大西洋月刊》、《美国观察家》和《每周标准报》的定期记者，也是国家公共广播电台游戏节目《等待等待》。

奥洛克(P. J. O'Rourke)名言

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

没有幽默家有义务提供答案，而且如果您要研究幽默的文学史，那么可能根本就不提供答案，因为幽默家本质上说：这就是事实.

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All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step.

所有宗教都必须防止儿童进入. 从K到12，我们的工会在这方面做得很好. 将第一次圣餐和礼拜仪式推迟到21岁是另一个积极的步骤.

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I'm not a tech-savvy parent. I communicate with my children via the old-media format called yelling.

我不是一个精通技术的父母. 我通过称为“大喊大叫”的旧媒体格式与孩子们交流.

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Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference.

不论性别或性别偏爱，民主党人都讨厌独居伴侣.

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College professors used to be badly paid and worth it. Colleges used to be modest institutions; they should go back to being modest institutions.

大学教授过去的薪水很低而且值得. 大学曾经是谦虚的机构； 他们应该回到谦虚的机构.

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Satire doesn't effect change.

讽刺不会改变.

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I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

我什至不知道应该凝视计算机的哪一端. 我从没用过电脑.

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I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies.

我将女权主义和Facebook归咎于美国汽车的死亡. 我是共和党人，所以我把一切都归咎于女权主义或同性恋.

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