奥洛克

    帕特里克·杰克·奥洛克是美国政治讽刺作家和记者。O Rourke是自由主义者卡托研究所的H.L.Menken研究员,是《大西洋月刊》、《美国观察家》和《每周标准报》的定期记者,也是国家公共广播电台游戏节目《等待等待》。

奥洛克(P. J. O'Rourke)名言

President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship, they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications.

布什总统说,如果非法移民想获得公民身份,他们必须做三件事:缴税,从事有意义的工作和学习英语. 布什不符合那些资格.

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My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.

我的假设是,流行文化中的愚蠢是一个常数. 大众文化再愚不过了.

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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.'

在最坏的情况下,保守主义是一个问题,“我讨厌陌生人和任何与众不同的事物. '

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The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.

华盛顿最令人恐惧的两个词是“两党共识”. 两党的共识是,当我的医生和律师与我的妻子同意我需要帮助时.

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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.

X世代和千禧一代在全球范围内的运转是否会比婴儿潮一代更好? 希望如此.

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Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There's more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it's awfully close to human.

计算机似乎在适应性上有点太灵活了,就像我们在社会科学中学习的陌生人,陌生社会和头皮一样. 在数字世界中,有比我所关心的更有针对性的拇指. 它非常接近人类.

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Corporate corruption has ecological merits. It's helping to preserve that species known as Democrats - thought to be endangered as recently as the year 2000.

公司腐败具有生态价值. 这有助于保护被称为“民主党人”的物种-直到2000年才被认为濒临灭绝.

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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.

人不是蚂蚁或蜜蜂. 我们不会集体推理或热爱或生活或死亡.

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