奥洛克

　　帕特里克·杰克·奥洛克是美国政治讽刺作家和记者。O Rourke是自由主义者卡托研究所的H.L.Menken研究员，是《大西洋月刊》、《美国观察家》和《每周标准报》的定期记者，也是国家公共广播电台游戏节目《等待等待》。

奥洛克(P. J. O'Rourke)名言

The subculture of felons is in great vogue among adolescents. Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, and so forth allow us Republicans to say to America's young people, 'We be thugs.' The GOP may capture the youth vote at last.

重犯的亚文化在青少年中非常流行. 安然公司，世通公司，泰科公司等等让我们共和党人对美国的年轻人说：“我们是暴徒. '共和党可能最终获得青年投票.

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I'm really tired of virtue.

我真的对美德感到厌倦.

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Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have to be a child of the industrial Midwest, like me, to see it.

底特律很美-尽管您可能像我一样必须是中西部工业的孩子.

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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.

人不是蚂蚁或蜜蜂. 我们不会集体推理或热爱或生活或死亡.

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Corporate corruption has ecological merits. It's helping to preserve that species known as Democrats - thought to be endangered as recently as the year 2000.

公司腐败具有生态价值. 这有助于保护被称为“民主党人”的物种-直到2000年才被认为濒临灭绝.

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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.

X世代和千禧一代在全球范围内的运转是否会比婴儿潮一代更好？希望如此.

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The two most frightening words in Washington are 'bipartisan consensus.' Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.

华盛顿最令人恐惧的两个词是“两党共识”. 两党的共识是，当我的医生和律师与我的妻子同意我需要帮助时.

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My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.

我的假设是，流行文化中的愚蠢是一个常数. 大众文化再愚不过了.