奥洛克

    帕特里克·杰克·奥洛克是美国政治讽刺作家和记者。O Rourke是自由主义者卡托研究所的H.L.Menken研究员,是《大西洋月刊》、《美国观察家》和《每周标准报》的定期记者,也是国家公共广播电台游戏节目《等待等待》。

奥洛克(P. J. O'Rourke)名言

I'm not a tech-savvy parent. I communicate with my children via the old-media format called yelling.

我不是一个精通技术的父母. 我通过称为“大喊大叫”的旧媒体格式与孩子们交流.

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All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step.

所有宗教都必须防止儿童进入. 从K到12,我们的工会在这方面做得很好. 将第一次圣餐和礼拜仪式推迟到21岁是另一个积极的步骤.

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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

没有幽默家有义务提供答案,而且如果您要研究幽默的文学史,那么可能根本就不提供答案,因为幽默家本质上说:这就是事实.

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Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool.

马和马力都是关于地位和冷静的.

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Modern elites live in bubbles of liberal affluence like Ann Arbor, Brookline, the Upper West Side, Palo Alto, or Chevy Chase. These places used to have impoverished neighborhoods nearby, but the poor people got chased out by young singles living in group homes, hipsters, and urban homesteading gay couples.

现代精英生活在自由富裕的泡沫中,例如安阿伯(Ann Arbor),布鲁克林(Brookline),上西区(Upper West Side),帕洛阿尔托(Palo Alto)或雪佛兰(Chevy Chase). 这些地方过去曾经是附近的贫困地区,但是穷人却被生活在团体房屋,潮人和城市家庭同性恋夫妇中的年轻单身人士追赶.

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After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States.

20世纪的事件之后,上帝相当合理地离开了欧洲. 但是他仍然在美国.

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Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

某物值得某人支付. 没有别的,仅此而已.

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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.

我喜欢迈克尔·摩尔(Michael Moore),但我把他更多地看作是肮脏的蟑螂. 在他的电视节目中,当他去那个发明了汽车防盗器并在街区上掀起所有汽车防盗器的家伙的家时...很有趣.

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