People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Too clever is dumb.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.