奥格登·纳什

    弗雷德里克·奥格登·纳什是美国诗人,以轻诗著称,他写了500多首。他宣称自己的诗歌是这个国家最著名的幽默诗。

奥格登·纳什(Ogden Nash)名言

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

坐下来工作的人比站起来工作的人获得的报酬更高.

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

哦,当父母认为自己的孩子很幼稚时,他们编织的网是什么.

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I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

我有一个想法,“弱性”一词是某个女人创造的,目的是解除她准备压倒一切的男人的武装.

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

中年是指您在星期六晚上坐在家里,电话响了,您希望它不适合您.

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

家庭是一个不仅由孩子组成的单位,而且还包括男人,女人,偶尔出现的动物和普通感冒.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

发明了父母,他们通过给孩子一些忽略的东西来使他们快乐.

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Too clever is dumb.

太聪明了.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

婚姻是两个人的同盟,其中一个永远不记得生日,另一个永远不忘记他们.

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