I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Too clever is dumb.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.