亚当·德文

　　亚当·帕特里克·德文是美国演员、喜剧演员、歌手、编剧和制片人。他是喜剧中心系列剧《工作狂》和《亚当·迪文的家庭聚会》的主演和共同创作者之一。

亚当·德文(Adam DeVine)名言

Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's what I like to step behind 100 percent.

一些名人喜欢落后于节水或帮助无家可归者重新站起来。我？身体修饰控制：这就是我要落后于100％的目标。

亚当·德文

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes.

我一直想成为一名喜剧演员-这就是我想要的工作-做喜剧并创作自己的喜剧。但是我仍然喜欢站立，并且可能会永远这样做。我想成为一个不会真正走路，不能真正站起来的老人，而且我必须坐在凳子上讲笑话。

亚当·德文

I sold a bunch of stuff. I sold Omaha Steaks, vacation packages... the worst, though, was Time Life Books, because no one wants Time Life Books. No one wants an 'Encyclopedia Brittanica' showing up at their house.

我卖了一堆东西。我卖了奥马哈牛排，度假套餐。。。不过，最糟糕的是《 Time Life Books》，因为没有人想要《 Time Life Books》。没有人希望在他们家出现“大英百科全书”。

亚当·德文

When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.

当电话推销员现在打电话给我时，我不会吹牛。我比一般人更有礼貌。

亚当·德文

What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh my God, he's, like, a male model comedian; yuck, ugh.' It's like, 'Oh, he's a little squishy; He's like me. He's accessible.' And girls are like, 'Look how cuddly he is. I just want to cuddle up in his neck fat and go to sleep.'

我发生的事情是我体重增加了一点，因此人们可以更容易接近我。他们不像是，“天哪，他就像是一位喜剧演员。 uck，。就像，'哦，他有点糊涂；他像我。他很友善。 '女孩们都喜欢，'看他有多可爱。我只想拥抱他的脖子上的脂肪，然后入睡。 '

亚当·德文

I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!' I'm Captain Hook.

我不是一个好的说唱歌手。无论出于什么原因，我的大脑都无法正常工作。我只是开始，就像，“是的，是的！哈哈！！怎么了？来吧！让我！我是胡克船长。

亚当·德文

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.

我从16岁开始从事电话销售多年，只是向老人出售牛排刀。老年人经过大量奇怪的牛排刀。我也通过电话卖肉。

亚当·德文

When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and put their bags in the car, and they would give me two dollars. I felt like the richest man in the world.

15岁那年，我在一家杂货店当杂物工。我还需要带老太太去他们的车上，把他们的行李放进车里，他们会给我两美元。我觉得自己是世界上最富有的人。