梅·韦斯特是美国女演员、歌手、剧作家、编剧、喜剧演员和性象征，其娱乐生涯长达70年。她以轻松、下流的双关曲和轻松的性独立而闻名，而且经常使用沙哑的女低音。
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
一个男人可能矮矮胖胖，变得秃顶，但是如果他生了火，女人就会喜欢他.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
留一个男朋友下雨天-另外一个，以防不下雨.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
我会尝试任何一次，如果愿意的话，我会尝试两次，请确保尝试三次.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
太多的好事可能是美好的.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
当女人做错事时，男人会跟着他们走.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
我不是模特儿 模型只是对真实事物的模仿.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
婚姻是一个很棒的机构，但是我还没有准备好一个机构.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
一件好事太多了，可能会很累.