亚当·卡罗拉

    亚当卡罗拉是美国电台名人、演员和播客。他主持了亚当卡罗拉秀(adamcarolla Show),这是一个以播客形式发布的脱口秀节目,创下了2011年吉尼斯世界纪录评选的“下载量最多的播客”纪录。

亚当·卡罗拉(Adam Carolla)名言

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

也许我有妄想症,但我通常很有趣。虽然不是100%,但我的平均击球率很高。

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

老实说,我一直很难放松,放松和上床睡觉-诸如此类的事情。

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

我会做饭。我做了一道匈牙利菜,叫鸡肉辣椒酱,这是世界上独一无二的。我要提醒你们所有的读者,不必每晚都在泰国和墨西哥之间。每隔一段时间扔些匈牙利菜。你不会后悔的。好的,固体的农民食物。

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

嗯,如果你想充满爱国主义精神和活力,邮局可能不是你想去的地方。

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

为什么你认识的搞笑男人比搞笑小妞多,是因为男人比小妞更搞笑。如果我女儿的幽默感一般,我就告诉她,‘做一个情景喜剧的编剧吧。因为他们会雇佣你,他们不会真的解雇你,你也不必生产那么多。会很棒的。”

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

如果在1989年我说,‘我有一个想法:瓶装水然后卖掉。’。他们会用一个巨大的蝴蝶网追着我。花钱看电视台也一样。

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

如果你在好莱坞很保守的话,你会被列在需要取代他们的人的名单上。

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

我喜欢我的父母,但他们不是好父母。他们是很好的人。我不想伤害他们的感情。

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