亚当·卡罗拉

    亚当卡罗拉是美国电台名人、演员和播客。他主持了亚当卡罗拉秀(adamcarolla Show),这是一个以播客形式发布的脱口秀节目,创下了2011年吉尼斯世界纪录评选的“下载量最多的播客”纪录。

亚当·卡罗拉(Adam Carolla)名言

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

人们很愚蠢。 有很多愚蠢的东西是成功的。

亚当·卡罗拉

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

我的意思是,我们围坐在一起,然后走,你知道,“酷刑行不通。 好吧,它已经存在了5000年了。 大多数无效的东西都可以很快地渡过渡渡鸟的道路,例如水床和8轨等等。

亚当·卡罗拉

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

我对任何人都没有恶意。

亚当·卡罗拉

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

当您有孩子时,您会立即感到自己不想对他们做错事。 那些去佛罗里达开始新生活的爸爸,我无法想象:每个圣诞节,三年一次见我的孩子。 如果我走了六天,那感觉太过分了。

亚当·卡罗拉

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

不,我没有看过其他喜剧演员的书。 并不是说我不喜欢其他喜剧演员。 我不是读者。

亚当·卡罗拉

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

我想我的感觉是,如果您要开个玩笑,那很好,但是您也应该站在这个立场上,知道吗? 开玩笑不应该只是开玩笑,它应该是您要提出的观点。

亚当·卡罗拉

I'm not a Republican.

我不是共和党人。

亚当·卡罗拉

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

我和好莱坞没有关系。 我没兴趣。 我不在乎

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