亚当·卡罗拉

    亚当卡罗拉是美国电台名人、演员和播客。他主持了亚当卡罗拉秀(adamcarolla Show),这是一个以播客形式发布的脱口秀节目,创下了2011年吉尼斯世界纪录评选的“下载量最多的播客”纪录。

亚当·卡罗拉(Adam Carolla)名言

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

我认为人们有强烈的愿望把我和其他人推到某种政治盒子里,他们可以把自己的思想包裹起来。

亚当·卡罗拉

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

如果媒体不是偏向左派,为什么大家都那么担心我和格伦·贝克的关系而不是亚历克·鲍德温的关系?

亚当·卡罗拉

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

我的感觉在右边,我的感觉在左边。问题是,如果你有10个视图把你放在过道的左侧,两个视图把你放在过道的右侧,那么人们就把你放在过道的右侧。我不知道为什么。

亚当·卡罗拉

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

我想为自己工作,我也为自己工作。我为自己工作赚了很多钱。

亚当·卡罗拉

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

我想我从没见过馅饼广告。所以你才知道这很好。他们为冰淇淋和其他甜点做广告。他们用酸奶做bejeezus的广告,但我一个馅饼广告都没看过。

亚当·卡罗拉

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

如果你开车去洛杉矶的同性恋区,那就像高尔夫球场。。。房地产价格“暴涨!”

亚当·卡罗拉

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

当你挑选一个篮球队时,你会把那个兄弟带到那个带着鸭舌帽的家伙身上。为什么?因为你在冒险。

亚当·卡罗拉

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

如果Joy Behar或Sherri Shepherd是个男人,他们就不会看电视了。他们对男人来说不够有趣。如果Roseanne Barr是个男人呢?以为我们知道她是谁?

亚当·卡罗拉