亚当·卡罗拉

　　亚当卡罗拉是美国电台名人、演员和播客。他主持了亚当卡罗拉秀（adamcarolla Show），这是一个以播客形式发布的脱口秀节目，创下了2011年吉尼斯世界纪录评选的“下载量最多的播客”纪录。

亚当·卡罗拉(Adam Carolla)名言

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

您比有趣的小鸡知道更多有趣的家伙的原因是，这些家伙比小鸡更有趣。如果我的女儿有平庸的幽默感，我只想告诉她：“当一个情景喜剧的撰稿人。因为他们必须雇用您，所以他们不能真正解雇您，您也不必生产那么多东西。太棒了 '

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

我曾经是民主党人，现在我基本上是共和党人。

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

如果您在好莱坞很保守，那么您就在需要替换的人名单上。

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

我喜欢我的父母，但他们不是好父母。他们足够好。我对伤害他们的感情不感兴趣。

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

我有一个非常爱的女儿，我雇用女性，我曾经与女性一起工作，从未与女性发生过问题。

亚当·卡罗拉

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

“美容”的确切定义在外面。

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

我妈妈当时只享受福利和偶尔的食品券，但是我从未参加过任何政府计划，甚至包括那些诸如教育，奖学金之类的工作，我都做得很好。

亚当·卡罗拉

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

政府所要做的就是保持税收和法规在可控的范围内，保持一支正派的常备军并躲开。