I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
Museums are interesting. This place where we're almost buying admission to take a break from our lives.
I am obsessed with the painter Jonas Wood, but I don't think I'll ever be able to afford one of his paintings. He's an L.A.-based painter; his stuff is incredible.
I love comedy, but I was just obsessed with 'SNL' growing up.
Why does 'writer' have no gender, but 'actor' has a gender? What is that?