I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
我不是素食主义者，因为我喜欢动物；我是素食主义者，因为我讨厌植物。
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
过去确实发生过，但历史只是有人写下来的。
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
我不是无神论者。你怎么能不相信不存在的东西呢？那对我来说太复杂了。
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
一群南非白人最近杀害了一名黑人律师，因为他是黑人。那是错误的。他们应该杀了他，因为他是个律师。
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
这就是幽默的魅力所在，如果你失败了，没有人会嘲笑你。
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
我对社会的失望就像在石化森林里的一个纵火狂。
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
我们的炸弹比普通高中生聪明。至少他们能找到科威特。
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
哈里S。杜鲁门有他的情绪。他的出生地是美国唯一一个你看不到日本镜头的旅游胜地。
Museums are interesting. This place where we're almost buying admission to take a break from our lives.
博物馆很有趣。我们几乎要买门票来休息一下。
I am obsessed with the painter Jonas Wood, but I don't think I'll ever be able to afford one of his paintings. He's an L.A.-based painter; his stuff is incredible.
我迷恋画家乔纳斯·伍德，但我想我永远买不起他的画。他是洛杉矶的画家；他的东西太棒了。
Why does 'writer' have no gender, but 'actor' has a gender? What is that?
为什么“作家”没有性别，但“演员”有性别？那是什么？