You see, the problem with Dave Cameron is that people know who he is. The less people know about him, the more he's likely to get re-elected.
You don't have a choice about fashion or aesthetics - you're in it, whether you like it or not.
I don't know if English is the only language where some expressions only and solely mean the opposite of what they say but we do have an awful lot of them.
Boredom is not a thing. It's not a feeling or a condition. It is the absence of feelings, things and conditions.
I can tell very quickly when people are lying.
Writing, for me, is the great organiser. It's while writing that I think most deeply about things.
I'm frightened of my innate vanity. I mean: the suits lined with scarves? Even I know the warning signs. I could quite easily end up in a tiny Playboy mansion, all on my own.
All people from small islands dance funny.
And learn to tie a bow - it's not difficult and there's no excuse for either a clip-on or the hideous Hollywood straight tie.
Nature gave you your look and there's only a limited amount you can do about that, but what you wear is the skin you choose for yourself.
No 13-year-old or over should ever be seen in trousers that finish above the ankle. It doesn't matter how good your legs are, or if you're on a beach in Bermuda where they invented the things.
It is impossible to be taken seriously in shorts. No one has ever cared about anything said by a man in shorts.