卡尔·海森

    卡尔·希亚森是美国作家、作家和记者。作为《迈阿密先驱报》和《论坛报》内容机构的长期专栏作家,希亚森还写了20多部小说,这些小说通常可以归类为幽默的犯罪小说,而且常常以他的家乡佛罗里达州的环保主义和政治腐败为主题。奖项:约翰纽伯里奖章、阿加莎奖、迪利斯奖。

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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject.

智商高于急诊室温度的人都不会相信会任命“死亡小组”来推动老年人走向安乐死。然而,对于无聊的娱乐活动来说,很难打败莎拉·佩林在这个问题上无知的闲聊。

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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

幽默可以是一个令人难以置信的撕裂和有效的武器。我就是这么用的。

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The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring.

作家最大的罪过就是无聊。

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Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.

好的讽刺来自愤怒。它来自一种不公正的感觉,世界上有错误需要纠正。还有什么地方比新闻编辑室更能激起你的怨恨和愤怒,因为你在前线。

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If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about. On the other hand, if you have a family it can be depressing.

如果你写讽刺的话,这些天内疚的乐趣就是有那么多关于你的材料。另一方面,如果你有一个家庭,这可能会令人沮丧。

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The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life.

我小说中的佛罗里达并不像真正的佛罗里达那样肮脏。很难保持领先。每次我写一个我认为是我梦寐以求的最恶心的场景时,现实生活中发生的事情都会超越它。

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My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

我的逃生之道就是上了船,然后消失在水上。

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One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

年龄的一个问题是耐心开始衰退。

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