艾伦·惠特尼·布朗

    艾伦·惠特尼·布朗是一位美国作家和喜剧演员,因在上世纪80年代的《周六夜现场》中的作品而闻名。除了为该节目撰稿外,他还与丹尼斯·米勒(Dennis Miller)演对手戏。

艾伦·惠特尼·布朗(A. Whitney Brown)名言

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

我不是素食主义者,因为我喜欢动物;我是素食主义者,因为我讨厌植物。

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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

过去确实发生过,但历史只是有人写下来的。

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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

我不是无神论者。你怎么能不相信不存在的东西呢?那对我来说太复杂了。

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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

一群南非白人最近杀害了一名黑人律师,因为他是黑人。那是错误的。他们应该杀了他,因为他是个律师。

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

这就是幽默的魅力所在,如果你失败了,没有人会嘲笑你。

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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

我对社会的失望就像在石化森林里的一个纵火狂。

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

我们的炸弹比普通高中生聪明。至少他们能找到科威特。

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Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

哈里S。杜鲁门有他的情绪。他的出生地是美国唯一一个你看不到日本镜头的旅游胜地。

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