德鲁·布莱森是美国脱口秀节目的制作人、制片人、导演。她因出演《外星人》而成名。她获得了许多荣誉，包括金球奖、银幕演员协会奖和英国电影学院提名。
I do everything in this life-or-death way.
我做任何事都是用这种生死攸关的方式。
I used to look in the mirror and feel shame, I look in the mirror now and I absolutely love myself.
我曾经对着镜子感到羞耻，我现在对着镜子，我绝对爱自己。
Daisies are like sunshine to the ground.
雏菊就像阳光照在地上。
I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.
我不想成为臭狗屎女孩，我想成为快乐的花童。
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.
我喜欢浪漫。我很喜欢它。我太喜欢了。真可怜。
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.
不过，在酒店的房间里，我还是做了一件不那么酷的事：不断地把我的客房服务托盘推到别人的门前。因为我不想要残羹剩饭。我不想被抓，就像我凌晨两点的时候被抓的猪一样。
I think happiness is a choice. If you feel yourself being happy and can settle in to the life choices you make, then it's great. It's really, really great. I swear to God, happiness is the best makeup.
我认为幸福是一种选择。如果你觉得自己很快乐，并且能够适应你所做的生活选择，那就太好了。真的，真的很棒。我向上帝发誓，幸福是最好的妆容。
If you're going to go through hell... I suggest you come back learning something.
如果你要下地狱。。。我建议你回来学点东西。