盖伊伯克利 伯克 呼吸是一个美国漫画家，儿童图书作家，导演和编剧，以他的连环画布鲁姆县，外域和作品而闻名。布卢姆县于1987年获得普利策漫画奖。
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
拥有一个快乐的童年永远不会太迟。
Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists.
这就是连环画的性质。一旦建立，他们的半衰期通常比核废料还要多。通常，最终的结果是懒惰、富有的漫画家。
Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.
不管他们告诉你什么，在一个复杂的世界里根本没有道德绝对。
If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.
如果没有什么是严肃的，那么就没有什么可讽刺的了。
Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
有些人甚至在平装本出版之前就发现自己的生活被缩短了。
I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.
我将带着一种无止境的迷恋去我的坟墓，我们都有能力在情感上与一种不存在的人格联系在一起。
I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste.
我可以用鼻子画布卢姆郡，付钱给我的清洁工来写，我敢打赌在接下来的20年里我不会损失10%的论文。这就是连环画的本质。一旦建立起来，它们的半衰期通常超过核废料。
Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.
消极幽默很快就会被遗忘。正是这些东西让我们对自己的生活感觉更美好，我们才能长寿。更令人满意。输入儿童书籍。