本尼·希尔

    阿尔弗雷德·霍桑·本尼·希尔是一位英国喜剧演员和演员,他的电视节目《本尼·希尔秀》(The Benny Hill Show)是一部由滑稽剧、滑稽剧和双重恩德的混合体,其形式包括现场喜剧和电影片段,希尔几乎是每一个片段的焦点。

本尼·希尔(Benny Hill)名言

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

没有人抱怨并不意味着所有的降落伞都是完美的。

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Do unto others, then run.

善待别人,然后逃跑。

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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

飞机上有炸弹的几率是100万比1,两枚炸弹的几率是100万比1。下次你坐飞机的时候,降低几率,带上炸弹。

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

我想我负担不起带她出去抽烟。所以我戒了烟。然后我带她出去,有一天我看着她,心想:‘哦,好吧,’然后我又回去抽烟了,这样更好。

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候,他们是伟大的。

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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

我不反对半裸的女孩-不像我想的那么频繁。

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The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.

英国喜剧演员经常犯的错误是试图在自己的比赛中打败美国人——让来访的美国歌手上节目,谈论“人行道”而不是“人行道”,穿着白夹克坐在高凳子上唱民谣。那样的话,你只会得到一个大西洋中部的烂摊子。

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

她那条热裤太紧了,我几乎喘不过气来。

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