劳伦斯·吉恩·大卫是美国喜剧演员、作家、演员、导演和电视制片人。他和杰里•宋飞共同创作了电视连续剧《宋飞》，前七季大卫是该剧的主笔兼执行制片人。
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
我认为高尔夫确实是一种瘾。我很惊讶没有高尔夫匿名者。
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
听到鸟叫声了吗？有时我喜欢假装自己是聋子，试着想象听不到他们的声音是什么感觉。没那么糟。
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
突然我发现我对鱼子酱过敏。这是我生活的完美比喻。当我只买得起坏鱼子酱的时候，我当然可以吃得饱饱的。
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
即使在那时，我也散发出自信，这让女人们疯狂。
Women love a self-confident bald man.
女人喜欢自信的秃头男人。
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
我有一个美好的童年，这是艰难的，因为它很难适应一个悲惨的成年。
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
我是一个会走路，会说话的谜。
Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
大多数时候我都在想，我很高兴那一幕是即兴创作的。